liveblogging steven and may having sex

“this is where ill fuck you lol”

is this how pickup lines work nowadays

wait no fuck i wasnt ready

thirty billion revives and hyper potions later……………

bitch please it only took me three days

ok the pickup lines are getting just a little better

neighborhood whore

oh are you fucking shitting me. why dont you go cockblock UR MOM

and talking about ur mom, heres ur dad. fuck. they keep coming.

aka “have sex with the champion” room

oh bby im gettin horny alrdy

oh are you fucking shitting me. its not a god damn threesome so get the fuck out

thanks steven bby

“is where ill claim your virginity”

honored is euphemism for sex

dude it got dark. and then??? you never see steven again. why? BECAUSE THEY FUCKED.

my headcanon is totally accurate

you cant prove me wrong

it’s impossible ok

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